pencilcomics:

What my week old spaghetti sees when I’m microwaving it at 4 am

acidmerbaby:

Some of you have never taken the ‘Am I Gay’ quiz at 13, deliberately chosen the obviously straight answers, and gone to bed content in your clearly authentic, airtight heterosexuality and it shows

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

cryptocase:

Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia
Phase 2 : ?
Phase 3 : Mothman

Phase 2: country roads

thebootydiaries:

‪karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout‬

my-ass-is-too-good-for-your-kiss:

Joe: *murders peach*

Beck: peach just died :((

Joe:

starbusters:

greelin:

raccoons and their… little hands

Originally posted by lilyluvsj

hxmidea:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it